Oh, if I could talk to my 27-year-old selfie... okay, so we didn't have those back then. In my early 20s, it represented the perfect age. Surely all of my life pursuits would be met by then, I said! I'd have a fantastic career (free of things like job loss), married (like every other Texas 20-something), and be living the good old American dream (of course, that meant owning a house).